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Author Topic: What Celebrity(s) do you think would survive the Zombocalips?  (Read 738 times)
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« on: January 19, 2009, 04:35:40 PM »
My choice is Sylvester Stalone(i think thats how you spell it) He has to have learned something about hand to hand combat and firearms from all those Rocky and Rambo movies.
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 04:56:12 PM »
I heard Tom Cruise has spent around 10 million on building an underground bunker for the coming apocalypse. Michael Jackson wanted to build an Alien Landing Pad in the Nevada desert, so he probably has some spaceship or some underground bunker for just such an emergency.

Most celebrities are already zombies though, IMO, so I would have to hope that Dave Chappelle made it out in one piece. One of the few, and I mean extremely few honest or even semi decent people in hollywood.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 05:16:35 AM »
 I don't think most celebs will make it, especially the action stars who's only experience with firearms is firing blank guns from the hip. Chuck Norris was actually in the Air Force, and is an expert in martial arts, he's probably got a better chance than most. The martial arts star who do their own stunts like Jackie Chan or Jason Stathum may survive. Guys like Vin Diesel and Mr.T were bouncers and could probably handle themselves better than most. Milla Jovovitch mentioned training quite a bit, I'd say she is in good shape and can fight. Tom Selleck is a staunch 2nd amendment guy, I'd say he's covered. Most celebrities without martial arts training (I mean real martial arts, as in knowing how to fight, not knowing how to look like you can fight like Van Damme), or those without firearms training will most likely die. I think this rule applies to non celebs as well. People picking up firearms with no training or common sense could very well be more dangerous than zombies in that situation.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 04:26:51 PM »
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 06:02:15 AM »
Jet Li. I hope Johnny Depp survives. Otherwise, we'll never get another pirate movie outta him.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 06:37:43 AM »
Quote from: Robin Holmes on January 21, 2009, 06:02:15 AM
Jet Li. I hope Johnny Depp survives. Otherwise, we'll never get another pirate movie outta him.

 When I heard Disney was going to turn Pirates of the Caribean into a movie, horrible flashbacks of The Country Bears haunted me for months, but Johnny Depp saved that movie.
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 08:25:27 AM »
Jet Li could live... Maybe, Jean Claude Van Damme
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 08:36:09 AM »
Not Jean Claude Van Damme. He doesn't move right to actually know martial arts. He knows how to LOOK like he does.
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 08:49:21 AM »
Quote from: Robin Holmes on January 21, 2009, 08:36:09 AM
Not Jean Claude Van Damme. He doesn't move right to actually know martial arts. He knows how to LOOK like he does.

 Yeah, and I remember one of his bodygurds kicked his butt for smart mouthing him once. There's also a lot of martial arts that are more form than function.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 09:04:29 AM »
Okay... but the big Chinese guy form Bloodsport would definitely survive...
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 03:19:51 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 04:11:15 PM »
Hee. I laugh.
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 05:51:59 AM »
If we have Return of the Living Dead type zombies that only want brains, most of Hollywood would be safe I presume.
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 01:34:27 PM »
Quote from: OVERKILL on January 23, 2009, 05:51:59 AM
If we have Return of the Living Dead type zombies that only want brains, most of Hollywood would be safe I presume.

And Most of Washington DC.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2009, 12:57:21 PM »
Lol! The Paris Hilton thing was pure gold!
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