Phew! You stink!

[AK]

You need a shower. As you undress, you recall the news reports earlier that day you heard at work. You were out of town for work, so you are sort of out of the loop as to what happened in your town, but you saw the news and being your paranoid self, you just don't like what you are hearing. Why such a big fuss if it is nothing like they are saying it is?

Bah! To hell with it. The water streams down and you get wet. Now as you are soaping up you are still thinking about your bad gut feeling. It's almost as if something bad to you personally was gonna happen, and you keep thinking it has something to do with the news to hide that truth from yourself. You look over your shoulder in a paranoid fashion. Feels like someone is watching you.

OK, that is getting to be too much.

You get out and shut the bathroom door tight. You also check to see nothing is hiding anywhere else in the bathroom. Coast is clear, but the feeling is not gone. You start on the hair and sudz it up. You rinse off. You turn around and wipe the water from your eyes, only to see the door is open!

OK so it is really getting to be too much.

"Better be a Friggin draft." You say to yourself as you step out and shut the door tightly again. Checking it again. You almost expect to see something as you turn around, but you are alone in the bathroom, so you get back in the shower to finish conditioning the old grease mop. You just put the conditioner in and start workin it into your hair, when that bad feeling gets real worse. You almost want to puke. You then see that there is a shadow being cast onto the wall from behind you and through the shower curtain.

You turn with your heart racing and feel the shower curtain wrap to your skin and you feel the cold body on the other side press against you. It falls into you and into the tub on top of you. The shower curtain is making a little hard to breath, and a little harder to move, but what do you do?

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[†CrimsonKing†]

Wow! Uh.......well i guess i would wrap my arms around the attacker and try to role on top of them. Since the shower curtain is between us, i can keep any weapons (or teeth) away from me. I Keep the assailant pinned and quickly jump up and run into the hall, shutting the door. Keeping vigilant in case there are more, i would go into my bedroom and shut that door too.  Then, i would quickly get the gun from under the mattress...wait, the neighbors could hear and think murder so I get a bat, get back to the toilet and beat that f***! After that, I shut the door and slowly patrol the house. Kill anything else and find the access point. Block it up and get dressed. Grabbing my zombie survival gear, i would keep an eye on the news and stay away from windows.

[¥ Killer Juggalo ¥]

Crimson King makes a good point... wrapping them in their own trap would be a good idea... but little does he know that i have guns place all over the room... One is up under the toilet... So, i just shove him with all my might to the opposite side of the tub and jump out and grab my broken butterfly (american style) out from under the toilet and pump two bullets in the zed's head.

[OVERKILL]

 Right now I am very glad I took grappling and MMA classes. I assume zombies lack the skills to prevent me from getting guard and mount, so as long as I am only facing a single threat I have no doubt I will emerge victorious. It should be no problem to jam the plunger handle through it's eye socket, search the rest of the house after arming myself a little better, and finally cover my nakedness, dispose of the corpse's corpse and fortify the house.

[Robin Holmes]

Given that I live in a rather shitty duplex, I'd grab the faucet handle, tear it off, (I told you it was shitty) and smash it into the zombie. Hopefully I'd be able to get to the knife I keep in the medicine cabanet. (I didn't have anywhere else to put it). Once I have the knife, that Zed's as good as done.

[†CrimsonKing†]

Yeah, we don't have a plunger in my bathroom so ill stick with my plan and just run out into my room because it is just down the hall.