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[Karina Burkeen]

hey guys! Ok so this whole swine flu in Texas(where I am) should we be suspecting swinies to raise up from the dead? Man if zombies ever happen all I have to say is....NO SCHOOL!! jk. Gawd I have finally gotten 8 hours of sleep! This whole week is roughly 5-6 hours the whole week....I look like a racoon! I hate jounior year.....

[OVERKILL]

 Maybe we should check into the swine flu a little more, find some pig farmers and ask if any of them have died then reawoken and try to eat the farmer or even other pigs.
 That brings up a good question, if other species were infected by the zombie virus would they turn cannibal and only eat their own species or attack whatever looked like a good meal? Maybe even go after only guys with chainsaws for hands like the Evil Dead (at least I'd be safe that way).